Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Face/Off 1997

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I'd like to take his face...off

  Excellent, excellent. Waiter, more schlock, please!

  Travolta and Cage's performances as each other are FASCINATING. Cage is acting like he can't act, and Travolta is being incredibly gay. So just being himself, really.

  Some hilarious editing in this, just incredible.

  Oh also it's about two men taking their faces off and switching. Need I say more? Watch this movie, it's stupid.

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  Enemy of the State 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Back when junk entertainment still had CRAFT behind it.

  Also shout out to the fixer, Tony Gilroy, for anonymously punching up Hackman's lines.

Popular reviews

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  Tintin and the Mystery of the Golden Fleece 1961

  ★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2022 1

  The province of Québec demands that you watch at least one Tintin or Astérix movie per year at Christmas. Failure to do so is punishable by death.

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  The Lord of the Rings 1978

  ★★ Added

  This is the timeline where Sauron wins