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Favorite films

  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Looper
  • Her

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  • Transformers

    ★★½

  • The Electric State

    ½

  • Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Transformers

    Transformers

    ★★½

    50% awesome, 50% garbage, 100% better than The Electric State and that’s hard carrying this for me on this day

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ½

    The Russo Brothers are the Elon Musk of filmmaking.

    They sure can lay claim to being super rich, and to having directed some of most financially successful movies of all time. But when left to their own devices, they are revealed to be cancers on the very industry that gave them so much praise and notoriety in equal measure. They have no positive vision, no creativity, no actual natural talent that they didn’t ape off of a pre-existing well made…

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★½

    Anthony Mackie is a very charismatic actor. He has screen presence as an action star throwing punches and shit talking bad guys, yet he also seems to genuinely care about Captain America and the ideals the character should represent and fully embody. 

    It’s truly a shame then that Brave New World is just completely unworthy of him, and gives him nothing to work with besides a Wish.com variant of The Winter Soldier and Civil War mashed together. It wants to…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    “I deserve to be happy.”

    Much much sweeter than I expected, but also loaded with the lovely quirks and commentary you’ve come to expect from Bong’s previous works. It’s an absolutely immaculately produced, great performances all around (Naomi Ackie steals the entire thing, Ruffalo is having a fuckin blast and need I say how good Pattinson is at this point?) and it all comes together very cohesively from a story perspective… that being said you can tell that this was the…