Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Actually, the sexiest thing you can do is be LOYAL to your WIFE 🫵

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  She just really liked sauce, okay!?

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  I think this movie was good…but I watched it in a sunny, brightly lit room with my nearly blind grandma and neither of us could see a gahdamn thing.

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  You Hurt My Feelings 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2024

  This is my favorite kind of date movie - the kind you watch with your partner, then turn to them as soon as it’s done and say “you’d never do that to me, right?”

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