Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  La Palma 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  A beachload of Norwegians.

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  Ripper: Letter from Hell 2001

  ★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  A movie written by ChatGPT and directed by an alien whose entire knowledge of humankind came solely from Michael Schumacher films and Drowning Pool music videos.

Popular reviews

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  V/H/S/99 2022

  ★★ Watched 23 Oct 2022

  Would it really have been so hard to have had just *one* character who wasn't an obnoxious moron?

  The ideas behind the stories themselves weren't too bad but they were crying out for a bit of variety in the execution, with each one populated by self-obsessed, unempathetic idiots, all played out at a screeching volume.

  If there had been more variety in delivery then I think I could have been more able to put up with one of the other…

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  Street Trash 1987

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  This movie is a gooey, gory, vibrant and messy but unfortunately so is the plot.