simonr729

simonr729

He did what in his cup?

Those who can’t do teach, and those who can’t teach, teach gym.

Favorite films

  • Cars
  • School of Rock
  • National Treasure
  • The Shawshank Redemption

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  • Lean On Me

    ★★★★½

  • Dog Man

    ★★★½

  • Mufasa: The Lion King

    ★★★★

  • Red One

    ★★½

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  • Lean On Me

    Lean On Me

    ★★★★½

    if I’m ever a principal I’m staying strapped with a megaphone at all times

    the pre test assembly gave me chills

  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    ★★★½

    half dog half man half stupidity half pure genius

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  • 10 Things I Hate About You

    10 Things I Hate About You

    ★★★★½

    “Not that I give a shit, but how was y’all’s weekend?”

  • The Lost City

    The Lost City

    ★★½

    stacked cast all for a hilariously bad movie

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