Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★ Watched 28 Dec 2022

  amogus = funny = good movie 👍

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  Decision to Leave 2022

  ★★ Watched 25 Oct 2022

  just generally unlikable characters in an overly dramatic mess of vagueness and pretentiousness, cool shots though i guess?

Popular reviews

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ½ Watched 29 Jan 2022

  no it’s not about the quintessential human existential nature of longing to want jessica it’s literally a poor preschool theater club drama. no empathy for any of the characters, mainly bc everyone is either extremely unlikeable, racist, and or straight up indulging in glorified pedophilic activities for 2 hours straight. why did sean penn ride a motorcycle over a pile of fire after talking about his two black best friends being beheaded in congo? why did bradley coopers friend steve…

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2022

  I was once making breakfast with my girlfriend, we were about to have some cereal, french toast and strawberries. Although it was still pretty early in the morning, everything was going great and we had fun making it. As I was making the french toast and she was preparing the strawberries, I looked at the steaming cup of coffee she just made. Something was off; instead of the usual tulip latte art that she loves making there was a question…

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