Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  super fun concept and incredible acting by robert pattinson. the maga parody was pretty on the nose in an snl way but i still had a great time

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  Creep 2014

  ★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  it’s honestly just natural selection at this point

Popular reviews

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  TDF Really Works 2011

  Watched 04 Feb 2024

  proof that every great director has to start somewhere i guess

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★ Watched 11 Apr 2024

  i’m sorry but this movie was boring as shit. there was maybe half an hour of content stretched into a two and a half hour runtime. every shot was five times longer than it needed to be and every line was delivered at 0.5 speed. somebody PLEASE tell kubrick that adding suspenseful piano music doesn’t automatically make your movie interesting