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Recent reviews

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  The Witcher: Sirens of the Deep 2025

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025 1

  can’t believe they wasted the goat on this

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  Mysterious Skin 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Man…

Popular reviews

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  The Happening 2008

  ½ Watched 10 Nov 2021

  Modern day masterpiece right here
  Idk what kind of black tar heroin M. Night was shooting when he directed this movie, but it must have been some good shit because you gotta be high as a kite to look at the finished product and think: "yup, that's worth $60m right there, wrap it up boys"
  Great for a good laugh but also a real contender for one of the worst movies ever made

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  She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 2022

  ½ Watched 12 Sep 2022 2

  Was this show written by a toddler or are the people working on this show just incompetent morons?

  The dynamic between Hulk and She-Hulk is downright horrendous. To diminish a character like Hulk for no reason at all other than the sake of "empowering" an insufferable cunt of a main character is another level of awful filmmaking
  All of the characters are unlikeable dickheads, the story is incoherent nonsense and the script is utter shit

  Hypocritical, pretentious, obnoxious and condescending are all words that describe She-Hulk perfectly - overall just an enormous pile of shit created by absolute frauds in the industry

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