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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Things I learned:

  1. Don’t get into real estate.
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  3. You should listen to your wife when she starts speaking in tongues.

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  Pearl 2022

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  The Marsh King's Daughter 2023

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  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2024

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