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The Life of David Gale 2003
Never trust a restaurant where they have photos of the food on the menu
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Spencer 2021
I’m sure Diana is rolling in her grave at this pile of shit.
I don’t even know where to begin but I guess I’ll start with Anne.
The whole Anne Boleyn element was an absolute joke. “Anne Boleyn saved my life last night”… fuck off.Similar to how Gravity was just Sandra Bullock screaming in space, Spencer was just Kristen Stewart crying whilst running down corridors.
I am shocked that Kristen was Oscar nominated for this pantomime portrayal. The over-exaggerated…
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Phone Booth 2002
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
At circa 13 years old I would claim this was my fave film because I saw it numerous times on ITV (why was it always on?) and would regularly quote “DON’T MAKE ME HURT MY DICK HAND” despite not knowing what that meant.
Almost 20 years since it’s release, I take it all back. Is it entertaining? Yes. Does it make sense? No. The previous victims were a nonce and a dodgy stock broker... Colin on the other hand was…Translated from by