Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Unstoppable 2010

  Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Now that's a motion picture right there.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Felt like a feature-length Futurama episode, in the best way. Big fan of Pattinson's Silly Voice era so far.

Popular reviews

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  This Means War 2012

  Watched 14 Feb 2021

  What does a CIA agent make in a year? Their apartments were absolutely insane!!!!!

  It looked like Chris Pine lived in a Bond villain lair, and Tom Hardy's place was right out of a mid-2000s music video.

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  Bohemian Rhapsody 2018

  Watched 27 Feb 2021 1

  There used to be this comedy (and I use that word loosely) show on Channel 4 in the mid-2000s called Star Stories. It was a series of kind of spoof celebrity documentaries, with bad wigs and even badder impressions.

  They never did an episode on Queen and Freddie Mercury, but this film might as well have been it.

  Just nothing but wigs and teeth.
  A feature-length "Chubby? Hmmm..." moment.

  Malek's Stars in Their Eyes performance fails to capture Mercury's magnetism.…