Recent reviews

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  I can’t tell if this movie is self-aware about the fact that Tom is the villain and Summer is just the woman he’s tied to the train tracks. 

  Don’t like how Tom calling Summer a bitch has made everyone in the comments think it’s okay for them to call her a bitch, too. Don’t y’all see that you’re trapped in Tom’s perspective? Did you think his big dance number really happened?

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I keep assuming that if I go into a bad movie with the right attitude, it will be fun, but it turns out sometimes bad movies are just boring.

  Can’t stop thinking about them making a superhero movie about a white man getting African voodoo powers in 2024. Then again, this movie could be straight out of the early 00s.

Popular reviews

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  X-Men: Apocalypse 2016

  ★★★ Rewatched 17 Feb 2025

  Super goofy that they felt they had to make an origin story for Charles’ baldness…like that’s not a thing that just happens as people get older

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  X2 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Feb 2025

  Bryan Singer made Iceman come out 12 years before Jean Grey did

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