Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Deadpool 2016

  ★★ Watched 30 Jul 2024 2

  a film for teenage boys and it delivered exactly that

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  My Policeman 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jul 2024

  the idea of someone reading my journals whilst I’m bed bound from a stroke and lying in the next room is a truly mortifying thought ngl

Popular reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: New Moon 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 21 May 2024

  i am violently, aggressively, adamantly team jacob, fight me

  would have been five stars if man like jacob was not being edged the entire time by this silly goofy girl ugh 

  justice for jacob, he didn’t even get a wee peck on the cheek

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  Failure to Launch 2006

  ★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2024

  2 stars purely for matthew existing