Simon Pitcher

Simon Pitcher

Favorite films

  • Beetlejuice
  • Back to the Future
  • Wicked
  • Twisters

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  • Hot Rod

    ★★★½

  • Moana 2

    ★★

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

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  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod

    ★★★½

    The first 4 things we hear Frank say:
    - Never sneak up on a man who’s been in a chemical fire. 
    - Rhodesian fighting sticks. Very very lethal. 
    - You! Are! Pathetic!
    - Play the victim and you will be the victim. 
    - I’m gonna knock that ridiculous mustache right off your face. 

    This is incredible writing. 

    This movie was a perfect gift for a 13 year old who had Europe’s greatest hits downloaded.

  • Moana 2

    Moana 2

    ★★

    This had almost as many endings has Return of the King. Completely unearned though of course. 

    I guess the writers really thought yucky goop splats were funny.

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    I would like more movies like this to be green lighted. It’s a really unique story with unique perspectives. The soundtrack is great. The best part is how many “how it’s made” scenes there are.

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans

    ★★★★★

    I had no idea Seth Rogan was in this movie. What a strange shocker. 

    I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a movie in my life with such phenomenal acting from every cast member, including many no name actors and even many child/teen actors. I also loved how many sets were designed to look like sets, showing the lens through which Spielberg remembers these events. 

    This movie wasn’t personally super relatable for me. I had a hard time connecting with…

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