Sir_Beef

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Favorite films

  • Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
  • The Bridges of Madison County
  • Risky Business
  • Barbarella

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

  • The Last Picture Show

    ★★★★★

  • Tom Petty: Heartbreakers Beach Party

    ★★★★★

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  • Mystic Pizza

    Mystic Pizza

    ★★

    The whole movie should’ve just been Julia Roberts playing pool.

  • Caligula: The Ultimate Cut

    Caligula: The Ultimate Cut

    Bring my horse back to his room! 

    Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all historic epics these days guys? Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Malcolm McDowell  really going to town on this hot young Roman girl that’s also his sister. From…

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    This was more The Host and less Parasite.

    Still a fun watch!

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

    We have the Revenant at home 

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  • American Lightning

    American Lightning

    I made this movie as an excuse to dress up as Marilyn Monroe and kiss Raz Mostaghimi

  • Rockshow

    Rockshow

    ★★★★½

    “Take it away, Thaddeus!” 

    *rips away on clarinet*