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War of the Worlds 2005
this is the type of karma every shitty dad needs
dakota fanning should have 5 oscars for every movie she’s ever starred in
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Totally F***ed Up 1993
multiple times throughout the day, every day, i sit and think about james duval saying "don't touch me unless you mean it"
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How I Live Now 2013
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
sorry i can't properly rate this i fully lost consciousness a quarter of the way through the movie because my ass was violently astral-projected into the fifth dimension watching george mackay (a) pet and herd some cows, (b) chop wood, (c) go swimming in a lake, and (d) care for an injured hawk, among many other things ALL while wearing some very soft sweaters and you know what?
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