SirElijah

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Watching virtually every trashy low budget film I find. Not allergic to big-budget films though : )

I will EAT your DVDs

Favorite films

  • Giuseppe Makes a Movie
  • The Disaster Artist
  • Reflections of Evil
  • FearDotCom

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  • This House Has People in It

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • The Artist

    ★★★★½

  • Out for Justice

    ★★★

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  • The Jolly Monkey

    The Jolly Monkey

    ★★★

    In the past decade, The Asylum have genuinely made leaps and strides in the quality of their work - given, their films still haven't evolved much past a basic three-act story structure.

    With that preface aside, I was pleasantly surprised by the quirky antics of The Jolly Monkey! Slasher and family elements alike mix well, and are relatively well-realised. In saying this, it could have benefitted from a bit less 'running around' and a lot less exposition. I really liked…

  • Reflections of Evil

    Reflections of Evil

    ★★★★★

    Damon Packard or.. should I say Bob, is one hell-of-a-guy. 

    One minute, he’s selling watches, and the next he’s eating up a storm and being violently berated by his mother!  

    And if that’s not up your alley.. why not watch Packards thoughts on chem-trails, and how they cause people to puke blood all over the street, as they desperately beg for help? 

    Or take an exciting detour into the afterlife, where you are bound to experience your unimaginably painful…

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