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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  Kind of Spineless

  Not true at all, I just wanted to say it once I thought of it

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Aug 2024 1

  Alien: Romulus is the platonic ideal of a modern sequel. It plays the hits and plays them well, and it does a couple of new things - but nothing major enough to risk upsetting anyone! Princess Leia doesn’t fly through the vacuum of space here; at most we get a lightsaber with a couple more blades. And much like this lightsaber pitchfork, they’re not so much “new” ideas as remixes of old ones. Familiar mechanics in slightly different combinations. Even…

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2024

  Yeah this movie fucking rips. So propulsive, so tantalizing, so magnetic. And not only is it a great movie, it’s a great tennis movie. I played in high school and it catches my ear whenever media uses jargon wrong or makes it up, but the choreography, terminology, everything felt authentic. But more importantly DAMN it’s SUCH a good fucking movie. It’s been a couple hours since I got out of the theater and I still feel like I’m right there in it.

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  Wild Wild West 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2024 1

  Mmmts
  Uh (Doo-doo-doo-doo)
  Wicki-wild wild (Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
  Wicki-wicki-wild
  Wicki-wild
  Wicki-wicki

  Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider
  No you don't want nada
  None of this, six-gunning this, brother running this
  Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
  Any damsel that's in distress
  Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
  Rough neck so go check the law and abide
  Watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side
  Swallow your pride, don't let your…

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