SiriusBlonde

SiriusBlonde

My husboy says I hate movies 

Favorite films

  • Inglourious Basterds
  • La La Land
  • Coco
  • Moneyball

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  • Runaway Jury

    ★½

  • Strange Darling

    ★½

  • Sing Sing

    ★★★★

  • Carry-On

    ★★½

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  • Carry-On

    Carry-On

    ★★½

    It was three until the car scene. Unforgivable

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    Little extra half star for my bf

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  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ½

    What exactly is Gabriel? 

    It’s an undeveloped, absolutely gigantic cancerous yawn. 

    A parasitic twin is non functioning. Like literally just an extra pair of legs or arms. That is what this film is. And extra pair of legs and arms. 

    The humor is lost on me. It’s uh, bad. I can’t imagine actually sitting in a movie theater because if I couldn’t scroll through Instagram and look at dogs in Halloween costumes to keep me awake, I suspect I’d be snoring.

  • 12 Pups of Christmas

    12 Pups of Christmas

    There’s barely any puppies, first of all. Second. Who is this girl Erin and why does she make herself out to be better and smarter than every other human? 
    The acting also, extremely sub par and unbelievably boring. 
    Also where tf are the dogs

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