Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  World War Z 2013

  ★★ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  Pepsi saves lives

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  The Hole 1998

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  Crawl into the dark
  Under the rain and cement
  A foot swings above

Recent reviews

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  It's hard to take seriously the portrayal of Anya Taylor-Joy as a lower class citizen when she's like the human equivalent of an Afghan Hound.

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  Le Samouraï 1967

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  A visual triumph, especially in those silent moments where the absence of dialogue allows me to fully absorb the imagery. Yet, at times, tension and pacing come to a grinding halt, sacrificed in favor of procedurally dry dialogue. The solitude and stark impassiveness of this experience embody what I had hoped to find in Bresson’s films. A flawed yet undeniable masterpiece.

Popular reviews

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  Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy 2005

  ★★ Watched 28 Oct 2020

  Seeing Harry naked made me gay

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  Barbie: The Princess & the Popstar 2012

  ★★ Watched 23 Apr 2021

  If Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper is Sims 2, this is definitely Sims 4. Yeah, the graphics are better, but everything feels a bit more vapid and shallow, and I can't help but feel that someone is trying to sell me something.