Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Stand by Me 1986

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025 1

  Trying to think what would be worth to make me walk 20 miles and I honestly can’t think of a single thing… I wonder what that says about me

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Me and the boys playing among us

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Pros: Liked the inclusion of turtles 
  Cons: Needed more turtles

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  Batman Returns 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2024

  4 things I want to say about this film 

  1. “Eat Floor” is the hardest line any version of Batman has ever said

  2. Need to figure out what kinda workout routine I need to follow to get that penguin dumpy 

  3. I want penguins to be my pallbearer’s when I die just like Danny Devito 

  4. The whole movie feels like what I imagine being high is like

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