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Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023
Look, it's not great, but anybody who thinks this deserves a lower RT score than the movies with CGI Zombie Christopher Reeve and Awkwafina-bird rapping about her butt should never have an opinion again.
Like Dune, it clearly suffers from Part One syndrome in that it's mostly exposition and universe-building with no real character development (but that was magically ok when Dune did it). But it's still better than any of the Star Wars sequels, in that I'm actually curious to know where it goes from here.
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The Suicide Squad 2021
Why is Idris Elba afraid of rodents? I saw Cats; he should be eating those fuckers.
There's tons of fun to be had in The Suicide Squad, and most of the new characters won me over, but honestly, I'm intensely bothered by how this movie (like Wonder Woman 84) seems to be made with total disregard if not outright contempt for the movies that came before it.
Say what you want about the first Suicide Squad movie, but it's pretty…
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Cruella 2021
Dalmatians killed her mother.
No, that's not a joke. That's seriously how they attempt to justify making yas-queen female empowerment bullshit about a lady who kidnaps and skins newborn puppies.
DALMATIANS KILLED HER MOTHER.
Someone was paid millions of dollars to write this. It was produced, given a $200 million budget, filmed, and it got GOOD REVIEWS.
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The Prestige 2006
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This is like if Batman Begins spent all of its time carefully explaining how Batman's gadgets work, how he was trained and how he grew into his abilities, and then halfway through they suddenly introduced The Force and laser guns.
The whole movie goes so far out of its way to examine the real nuances of illusions and tricks, highlighting how the art of deception is essential to the entertainment, but then out of the blue decides "oh yes there's…Translated from by
