sistergranny

sistergranny

Favorite films

  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

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  • The Devil All the Time

    ★★

  • Under Paris

    ★★★★

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  • The Devil All the Time

    The Devil All the Time

    ★★

    I have no idea why, but the Devil seems to visit Ohio an awful lot. I suppose when Cedric Diggory, Zendayas Boyfriend and Pennywise all gather at the same place and do naughty things, he gets a little tempted. 

    Harry Melling stars as well, somehow managing to be even more of an insufferable cunt than Dudley Dursley. Bravo.

    Also if you’re looking for new and exciting ways to pray, this ones right up your alley.

    Honestly I couldn’t tell who the Devil all the time was, but Tom Holland can still throw hands without his Spider-Man suit. 2.5/5.

  • Under Paris

    Under Paris

    ★★★★

    This film is a breakthrough in modern French cinema.
    A welcome entry to the creature-horror genre, the sharks in this film are smarter than Deep Blue Sea and more vicious than Jaws, easily outsmarting their French captors. 

    They also seemed to be a little racist, cause I was trying to keep count and I think they ate more black than white people. 

    The movie starts strong, an aqua scientist is on a boat with her friends and they all get…