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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Added half a star because I laughed a lot. This is so minor but I don't feel like two lawyers would name their daughter Calypso. At first I thought they were wildlife photographers, and I was like yeah, okay that could track. But LAWYERS? That's a hard sell.

  I shouldn't watch movies I KNOW are bad. It let's movie makers continue to be mediocre dog shit. But alas, I'm just a gorl who has been crushing on ATJ since The Thief Lord.

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  Disaster Holiday 2024

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Think Johnsons Family Vacation, but make it cheesier.

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  The Beach House 2019

  ½ Watched 22 Apr 2023

  Half a star added because the worm thing from the jellyfish was icky, and the goop and well done.

  I've never cared less about how an apocalyptic event was effecting a group of people in my whole life.

  Boring dialog, weird out of place oceanic dream sequences, characters lacked any emotional connect to each other, useless bad decision making.

  Did they turn into mermaids? Did they just rapidly evolve into a surfuric based lifeform? 🤷🏽‍♀️

  I want to live in a beach house. That was my entire take away from this experience.

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Mar 2023

  I laughed throughout the whole movie. The humor is great, the set was well done, and the cast really seemed to have a lot of fun. It was just a great time, and I don't think it gets a high enough rating.

  Edit: I'm glad the rating went up. 3.7 is much closer to where it should be (I obviously enjoyed it more, but hey almost 4 stars ain't too shabby)

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