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movie ratings based on “was it objectively good?” but mostly “did i have so much fun”

Favorite films

  • Lupin the Third: The Castle of Cagliostro
  • Wolf Children
  • My Neighbor Totoro
  • The Last Unicorn

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  • Call Me by Your Name

  • Raising Arizona

    ★★½

  • The Florida Project

    ★★★★½

  • The Stepford Wives

    ★★★★

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    reminds me of saltburn. not a good thing. at the very least less disastrous than saltburn in that it does actually have something so say. otherwise, tedious and largely boring film. pretty, there’s something good in here somewhere, works far better as a tragedy than a romance, sufjan stevens carried

  • Raising Arizona

    Raising Arizona

    ★★½

    it was… okay? i was hoping it would be more entertaining but i guess it just isn’t really my sense of humor. the ending scene was cute and i liked how offbeat it was, but it was only okay for me

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  • Say Yes

    Say Yes

    ½

    dry heaved multiple times during this movie. me and my friend were rocking back in forth in horror by the end of it  . i fucking hate this movie and yet i’ve never been more glued to the screen in my entire miserable life

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★★½

    every 5 minutes i went “oh hey i’ve been there.” willem dafoe was really really great in this, second only to the kid actors. i’m convinced that a lot of the kid scenes had to have been unscripted because of how natural their performances come off. really good and really sad. it reminds me of a lot of people i knew and came to love when i was working near orlando. color grading in this is great