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  The Brothers Grimm 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Scared the living balls out of me with that gingerbread man scene when I was younger.
  Don’t think I’ve ever felt more seen than with the spiderhorse however that’s the sickest thing OAT #represent #doublesmash

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  Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  My fav film when I was younger. Is just the best :)

Popular reviews

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  Presence 2024

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  That was fuckin shite.

  Put ur phone and the wine down, and stop trying fuck ur son Lucy liu.

  The concept was at least ~creative. But my god it’s not genius, and they don’t even use it close to its potential. I think there was one shot which was maybe interesting and the rest so boringly bog standard. 

  I can’t believe the amount of praise this is getting. It’s the most basic family melodrama filled with the cringiest dialogue imaginable.…

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  🎶HOW DOES IT FEEL?  - 
  My nonchalant, skinny-ass, negging, Nobel laureate king. Timmy is a chameleon with his saturation set 110% who plays THEE MAN who invented sunglasses and can fuckin shred a harmonica, of course it’s good. Every character is absolutely bursting with personality, subtlety and talent, and Tim runs the show with every lazy mumble, draw of his cigarette and shot of his freaky-ass plucking nails. So in short —
  It feels amazing. 

  Shout out Nuala fr

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