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Recent reviews

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  A Family Affair 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025 1

  emma said it best when she said "i keep looking at the clock and it's only been two minutes." what a tough watch. chris was so man-child it was painful and i had to physically repel every time chris and brooke had a scene together. why were their mouths always so stagnant when they kissed? i might be biased though because i don't enjoy christmas rom-coms. thanks for the suggestion, jordyn.

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  Bridesmaids 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025 1

  this movie is absolutely stunning and mostly everything about it is funny. major shout-out jordyn and emma for loving (or at least liking) this movie appropriately and everyone else who just powered through (catinca, hannah, tiffany, maddy, laura) you guys just don't get it. this was the perfect dinner at ham's movie and i won't be accepting criticism.

Popular reviews

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  The Fallout 2021

  ★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  wow. i wanted to stop watching pretty much as soon as the movie began.

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  Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2024

  the entire film feels like exposition for the future films BUT i remembered the airport scene to a tee.

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