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Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo! 2022
Somebody needs to tell gay people that just because it’s representation doesn’t mean it’s good. First of all, what’s up with Velma always falling for the villains (first Omar from Where’s my mummy, now this?) it wasn’t problematic, it was just painfully cringy. Like they do not show straight relationships with such obsession and exuberance. It was just cringy. Also: Coco Diablo? What is this, drag race España? Chocolate devil is such a weird name for a villain, especially a…
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Scooby-Doo! in Where's My Mummy? 2005
This movie had so much potential and so little plot. don’t feel like doing the whole explanation so here it is in short.
Mystery/plot quality: -.5 it was too incoherent
Entertainment value: +1
Message: +.5
Whether or not it went batshit bonkers: +.5
Did Daphne serve cunt: +.5 new category because 5 is better than four. And this does make or break the movie (in this case it did neither).
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Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico 2003
While the racism was glaring and the sexual tension between Scooby and that chihuahua was unsettling, i loved the commentary on American tourism industries in South America. Hilariously terrible and fantastically anti-capitalism, like every children’s movie should be.
Mystery/plot quality +.5 predictable, but not extremely. It was high quality, although no goats were sucked on as the word chupacabra implies.
Entertainment value (including how much I laughed at the shitty writing): +1.0 terribly racist stereotypes but the deeply problematic cultural references…Translated from by
