Dogshit Movie classic straight outta 2005
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Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023
Extremely Juiceless Movie.
-Giving the human an Iron Man suit completely misunderstands the role of the humans in these movies (Running through explosions with a gun trying to keep the MacGuffin away from the bad guys S/O Shia and big Mark)
-Terrible decision to have the big final fight be in an empty field, worked much better when it was in dense areas with a combo of military / civilians.
-GI Joe crossover is the dumbest idea ever
-Pete Davidson is not that guyTranslated from by
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Avengers: Endgame 2019
I was watching this and all my favourite superheroes came onto the screen and I started pounding my chest, then Captain America said “Avengers Assemble” and I lost my shit. Next thing I knew my grandma came into the room and slapped the shit out of me
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