Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Nicolas Cage as a satan worshiping drag queen who weirdly looks a lot like Bill Clinton

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  Porco Rosso 1992

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  “I’d rather be a pig than a fascist”

Popular reviews

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025 1

  I love how nerdy and pretentious I become every time someone says they’ve watched this film but don’t completely understand it (no one’s ever said that to me but Gods I wish they did. I’d pull up with a whiteboard and a marker I’m not joking)

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  The shrimp scene was the nastiest shit ever, the rest of the gore in this film was pretty tame tho

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