Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 18 Mar 2025 2

  So tight, so sexy, so funnnnnnn!

  Unrelated: three kids snuck into the movie and kept taking pictures of the screen with the flash on. The theater was packed with film bros, and collectively we ousted them (someone got a theater attendant to kick them out quietly). One of the kids had to be like eight years old. Why were they so excited to sneak into THIS movie???

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  Knives Out 2019

  Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  A lot more fun than I remembered it! Perhaps because I'd forgotton the second half and didn't have the recent memory of the trailer to spoil it for me.

Popular reviews

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  Bohemian Rhapsody 2018

  ★½ Watched 22 Feb 2019 3

  Me: Who was Feddie Mercury?
  Queen: Family.
  Me: That's lovely. Tell me more.
  Queen: Well, he was family.
  Me: Right. But tell me more about him.
  Queen: He was family.
  Me: Oookay...what was he like?
  Queen: He was like family.
  Me: .......Alright then. Tell me about yourselves.
  Queen: .......
  Me: ... don't say-
  Queen: We're a family.
  * throws up hands and walks away *

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★ Watched 05 May 2021

  Goofy as hell, and I like it.