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Miss Congeniality 2000
Why do they feed her carrots and donuts to placate her like she’s some kind of dog? For a movie where she’s “not like other girls,” our feminist FBI agent is dripping with sexism and misogyny.
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Wicked 2024
Arianaaaa what r u doing here… she didn’t do bad until mr bridgerton ate her up on the dance floor. This movie would have taken the world by storm in the year 2016 exactly. It wasn’t bad, it also wasn’t amazing. The real star of the show was my extremely straight white man friend who has seen this 5 times making me watch it with him.
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Porco Rosso 1992
Why does the pig have so much rizz god damn. I could smoke a cigar just for the taste right now. Is this how men felt about top gun?
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