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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  A cardinal’s top priorities:

  3. To stay drippy with the jewellery 
  2. Electing a pope
  1. Most importantly, hitting the vape

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  In a parallel universe, Elvis would’ve died from this poo instead. Honestly, everything felt off; the animation/transition choice felt like a trailer. It didn’t match the 50s/60s vibe at all, and fucking doja cat???

Popular reviews

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  Speak No Evil 2022

  ★★½ Watched 10 Jul 2024

  The dangers of not working through your social anxiety.

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  Terrifier 2 2022

  ★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  Does it have a logical plot? No. Does it leave a thought provoking impact that makes you think deeply? Absolutely not. And that’s fine. It’s clear this films only purpose is to present extreme gore and just be goofy. The point of the movie is to make you squirm from the screen and it does this in silliest of ways. Too many people taking this film seriously. 
  That being said, the terrifier movies always make me question whether they are proper movies or just a showcase of the special FXs

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