Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jun 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Kung Fu Panda 4 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Mar 2024

  [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]

Popular reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Sep 2023 1

  Me personally, I would’ve had a better dive than Amleth had off the boat. If I had Anya Taylor-Joy watching me go off to kill the man who would threatens our kids, I would be the most graceful man to ever breach the surface😏 I would then immediately turn back around after realizing I’m the real dumbass in this. Wtf was he thinking?! Leaving her AND looking dumb asf diving off. Smh he needs to rethink his priorities

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jun 2023 1

  I would drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass just to hear mile’s mom fart through a walkie-talkie. And the soundtrack is goated.

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