Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Jesse Eisenberg’s feet left A Real Stain in my pants 👀🙈

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  Sex and the City 2008

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I watched this movie laying naked while pieces of sushi covered my perfectly petite nipples

Popular reviews

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  Holiday Engagement 2011

  ★★ Watched 09 Nov 2024 1

  Scared my future fiancé is gonna fall in love with the person pretending to be ME

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  Carry-On 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  If this happened to me, I would just CARRY-ON with my day 😂😂 (September 11, 2001 has had an incredible impact on my life. I remember thinking that day that it was going to be something I would never forget. Hardly a day goes by that I don’t think about it. It was the day Nickelback’s album Silver Side Up was released.
  I went to Walmart to buy it. The cashier was crying. She must have already listened to it…

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