Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me is otherworldly. It encompasses everything that made the titular show such a wonder while simultaneously drowing it in a pool of fear, dread and suffering. It’s a woman crying for help only to find her screams lost somewhere in the blurred chasm between dreams and reality. A tragic horror of perfectly crafted ethereal proportions. A magnum opus. There will truly never be another David Lynch. Rest in peace.

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  Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

  ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Dec 2024

  I have never done drugs but I have built the Optimus Prime lego set while this movie blast through my headphones at a ridiculously high volume. It’s gotta be close.

Recent reviews

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  Plankton: The Movie 2025

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Caught about 20 minutes of this while it was on in the background while cleaning. Won’t be catching the other 60.

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  The Electric State 2025

  ½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Genuinely one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. It’s so bad that we’re getting rid of Netflix.

Popular reviews

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  Twin Peaks 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Apr 2024 4

  Eats. Drinks. Scenic Views.
  This feature length pilot is masterful and a great microcosm for the show at large while still standing surprisingly well on its own. It’s filled with oddball comedy, striking atmosphere and a rich cast of wild characters. If the uncanny valley was a real place, the town of Twin Peaks would be located deep within its rolling mountains. It’s dangerous, bewildering and haunting. At the center of it all is a murder. Who killed Laura Palmer? It’s something that everyone ought to get to the bottom of. Take a trip to Twin Peaks. You won’t regret it.

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  She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 2022

  ★★½ Watched 06 Oct 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.