Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  I could write a 50 page essay about this movie but all I have to say about it rn is this: How the fuck is Demi Moore THAT sexy at 62? Maybe because she’s from New Mexico idk

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  Filthy Animals 2024

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  Disney channel acting level, Dan Schneider type of funny business.

Popular reviews

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★ Watched 28 Apr 2024

  One star for lesbians one star for New Mexico

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jun 2022

  Movie so indie it made me want to gaslight women

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