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Favorite films

  • Thelma & Louise
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Barry Lyndon
  • Mulholland Drive

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  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

  • Family Guy Presents: Blue Harvest

    ★★★½

  • Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

    ★★★½

  • Thelma & Louise

    ★★★★★

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Thelma & Louise

    Thelma & Louise

    ★★★★★

    “Let’s just keep goin’” 

    The Journey, freedom, & life itself are the fundamentals of Thelma & Louise. It’s the car that drives them through it all, carrying them along the road. 

    The journey of Thelma & Louise is best put into anything by the 1966 Ford Thunderbird. The original plan by the pair was to speed to the cabin & waste no time gettin’ there. But a simple stop pushed the story into motion. A painful stop that propels the pair into their journey.…

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  • The Witches of Eastwick

    The Witches of Eastwick

    ★★★½

    Three New England women get really horny & start fucking the shit outta Jack Nicholson. Do they need a fifth?

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring

    ★★★★

    It’s got a lot of flaws, especially when it comes to the “based off a true story” narrative. But I think there’s always been a charm to the first Conjuring. The rest that follow drop in quality substantially, becoming echoes of what the first was. But that doesn’t diminish Wan’s The Conjuring, it instead lifts it up like a beacon among darkness.
    The Conjuring even sparked its own universe that would prove to be successful, but consistently bad. It laid a…

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  • The Lego Batman Movie

    The Lego Batman Movie

    ★★★★

    “Who always pays their taxes? NOT BATMAN!” - Batman 

    1.) How does this understand Batman better than most media? 

    2.) Why is the animation so fucking good!?!?? 

    3.) Did Joker & Batman slam plastic parts after this? 

    4.) The Queercoding of Joker & Batman in this movie is like  🤌💋

    Also Zoë Kravitz voiced Catwoman in this film, she later played Catwoman.

  • Videodrome: Forging the New Flesh

    Videodrome: Forging the New Flesh

    ★★★★

    Pure genius in all the special effects