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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  Watched 30 Nov 2024

  Well… was it the same log or wasn’t it?!

  
  Very bad just as I suspected but throughly amusing
  My, I am so glad all 3 characters got killed!!!!

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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★½ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  I too wanted Smelly Bunion to “Die, die, die!”

  
  Thoroughly disappointing film completely incompetently paced, poorly acted and visually offensive but at least it has a great score, one of the best

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  Cocoon 2020

  ★★ Watched 13 Jan 2022

  Very ‘meh’
  Not necessarily a bad made film - some lovely shots: the caterpillar close-ups and bodies under water (even though they did make me think it was directed by a man)
  Unlikely to watch it again
  Very obviously a coming-of-age film from the cinematography and lack of dialogue 
  Some parts are very realistic to the experience of WLW I’ll give them that - especially being told by others it’s just a curious part of puberty therein dismissing it as an identity
  The characters didn’t have any oomph compared to other lesbian films but perhaps you could dismiss that due to their youth

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  Hellraiser 1987

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jul 2024

  BALD PEOPLE RULE

  beetlejuice if beetlejuice was actually any good and included blood and rats and was made for suspension fetishists

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