Valeria Voldensdatter

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Favorite films

  • Perfect Days
  • I Saw the TV Glow
  • The Astrologer
  • Design for Living

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  • Sleep

    ★★★½

  • Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even

    ★★★★

  • The Majestic

    ★★★★

  • Transformers: War for Cybertron: Siege

    ★★★

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    I remember staring into a mirror after a shower at 27 and thinking someday I was gonna buy a cute dress but that it wasn't the right time. I didn't even know what the right time would look like and honestly I still don't. I hardly knew what a transgender person was. I had only met two of them, one who I treated somewhat poorly out of fear and self loathing and the other I watched blossom from a sad…

  • Funeral Parade of Roses

    Funeral Parade of Roses

    ★★★★★

    Funeral Parade of Roses (1969) has been on my mind a lot lately. I'm downright obsessed with it.

    One part time capsule, one part expression of the soul, one part exploitation film. It wears all of these and does so perfectly.

    There is a theme running through the whole film, a theme of wearing masks, in social construct way, in a literal way, in a passing kind of way, this is very resonate with me and i imagine a lot…

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  • Groom Lake

    Groom Lake

    ★★

    The biggest error this thing commits isn't William Shatner directing a Full Moon Features but rather the completely unnecessary and absolutely gratuitous scene of implied sexual violence. It comes out of nowhere and has no bearing on the plot or character development. Otherwise this is just your standard issue low budget sci-fi film with ideas bigger than its budget. Easily skippable.

  • Secret Space UFOs: Rise of the TR3B

    Secret Space UFOs: Rise of the TR3B

    ½

    Jeezus. Maybe the worst crafted thing I have watched during my research for my game. Just an inflated Secure Team youtube video that somehow has Richard Dolan in it. Sir, what in the utter fuck are you doing on this nutjob's nonsense documentary? There are some really interesting and well made documentaries on this subject (which Mr. Dolan has also appeared in) but this is like way out there far conjecture theory building wackadoo shit, spare yourself.

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  • The Babadook

    The Babadook

    ★★★★★

    I am a horrorhound. I love horror films. There is only one way to review Babadook: This was the scariest movie I have ever seen.

  • The A-Team

    The A-Team

    ★★★½

    With the "The Devil's In The Details" Commentary mode.