Stupid fucking movie. First off, you’re telling me the glasses Dave picks off Santa and gives to Simon are magically the right prescription? Fuck off. Secondly, talking chipmunks are discovered and no governmental agency’s are trying to acquire them for scientific research? Lazy writing. Don’t even get me started on Theodores fat fucking face, I hate that little cunt. I could throw him so far. These stupid little chipmunks have absolutely no grasp on the harsh realities of life, they…
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Spider-Man 2002
How have I not watched this since I was like 10. Back before superhero movies and marvel fell off, Sam Raimi da GOAT 🐐
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