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  The Fall Guy 2024

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  A love letter to stunts that made the extremely unfortunate decision to have a poster that is an obvious riff on Fury Road and also come out like 3 weeks before Furiosa. Whoops!

  If you've seen State & Main which, statistically, you haven't, it's sorta like that except with stunts. I guess statistically you haven't seen this either, cause it didn't do too great. So like, it's a love letter to stunts, and the practical demands of shooting stunts, and like,…

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  Twisters 2024

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  Very servicably-made meat-and-potatoes romantic thriller. We used to churn these babies out four or five a summer. I only saw the ending of Twister, once, long ago, so I can't really speak to the comparison and contrast stuff. Seemed to nod at the first without being beholden to it which is sort of the ideal approach as opposed to, say, other approaches. 

  I do think there's something strange about the the intersection of how the movie depicts death by tornado and…

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  The Passion of the Christ 2004

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  this guy got his ass beat so bad we're still talking about it 2020 years later. press F

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  Logan's Run 1976

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  Rented this in like 2004 and immediately lost it. Didn't pay for it, just never went back to that video store. This was a constant issue for me in my teens. However, there were like 15 video rental places in my hometown so I'd just start going to another one until I fucked up again. They all kept the late fees meter running indefinitely, and at my peak I owed them all something like five or six thousand dollars in…