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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  went in excited to watch a monkey snort cocaine, ended up entirely unprepared both for the sheer quantity that monkey would snort and for the pathos of it all. depicting yourself entirely as a cgi monkey in your tell all biopic is honestly such a respectable act of true deep-seated self-loathing and artistic bravery - bravo. genuinely an audacious piece of entertainment.

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  really just an exercise in polished vacuity - but held together by killer needle drops, nicole’s performance and how hot i am for harris dickinson

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  This Is Me…Now 2024

  ★ Watched 24 Feb 2024

  i’m not really sure stars are a valid way to quantify a reaction to this movie

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jan 2025

  gorgeously shot middlebrow slop, completely undeservedly self-serious, solidly entertaining. i wish the sensibility was a thousand times more camp - the girls were fighting mama!!!

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