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The Secret 2006
the secret is positive thinking, save yourself 90 minutes.
ive seen like 100 dvd copies of this fuckass movie at thrift stores. instead of spending 2 dollars on a copy i found it on youtube and watched at 1.5x speed in the background while working.
the absurd skits used to illustrate what the interviewees are saying have a few over-the-top moments that made me chuckle a bit. the editing and enigma-ripoff soundtrack are peak 2000s shlock. other than that, this…
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Track of the Moon Beast 1976
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
"Chicken, pork, green peppers, chili... onions?" -Johnny Longbow, on his traditional Native American stew recipe
The very slow story of a shirtless man very slowly realizing he is a were-lizard that kills people at night. If you cut out all of the awkward silence in between the awkward acting, this could have been a 25-minute TV episode instead of an 80-minute TV movie. I was hoping for a fun cheesy monster flick but it's very boring and there's hardly any…
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