Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Dude hahahahahaha

  I heard this was dogshit and I think that’s overrating it a little

  What are these award ceremonies smoking

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Jul 2024 4

  The horrible aesthetic of living in rural Oregon in the mid 90’s-early 00’s captured so cannily I could feel the carpeted bathrooms and smell the mildew.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2024 1

  I laughed a lot and I covered my eyes twice.

  People in our theater were coughing and gagging.

  Unsubtle masterpiece.