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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Added

  Gonna need to think about this a lot more. I'm not sure how I feel.

  Legitimately creepy. Batshit crazy. Nonsensical at a certain point, but I'm not really sure that detracts from it much.

  Hmmmm

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★★½ Added

  I'm a sentimental guy. I thought for a long time that it wasn't OK to be so sentimental. But, honestly, fuck that.

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★★ Added

  I mean nothing really happened. The stakes were bizarrely low. But that final battle that didn't happen kicked some major ass.

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  Garden State 2004

  ★★★ Added

  20 year old Slade is fucking pissed at the rating that 40 year old Slade gave this movie.

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