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  Scanners 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  In the style of South Parks’ Zuckerberg:

  Ha ha ha! You have some good moves, but it is no match for my style!  BEYEUEUEUEU. Oh no, he’s scanning me, he’s scanning me! Aaah! BOIOIOIOING. 

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Almost all of the reason I wanted to watch this was because of Jeremy Strong but I'm impressed with Sebastian Stan as an actor lately.

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  Black Swan 2010

  ½ Added 4

  Let me tell you about our pal Darren Aronofsky and why he doesn’t deserve praise for this movie. 

  Back when Requiem for a Dream came out, there was a bathtub scene. This scene was an exact duplicate (and I mean Exact) to a scene in Perfect Blue by Satoshi Kon. Kon approached Aronofsky about this scene, and he responded that it was a “homage”. Kon did not like this answer, but let it go. 

  Later on, Aronofsky starts the legal…

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  Black Mirror: Joan Is Awful 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jun 2023

  Annie Murphy I love you

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