Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Clockwatchers 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  A truely great film that has depressed the hell out of me. Am I just floating through life? Do I have any friends? Do I care about anything? I would like to answer these questions but it’s 5 o’clock and I’m going home and not thinking about it or anything else.

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  Inseminoid 1981

  ★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2021

  Shameless Alien rip-off saved by the casting of Judy Geeson and Stephanie Beacham. Too much of the fun gore stuff happens off screen, the fight scenes are ridiculous, and the space station / set is a rubbish. Still, a fun watch, once you move past that.

Popular reviews

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  Career Opportunities 1991

  ★★★★★ Added 10

  Jennifer Connelly rides an electronic horsey while wearing a low-cut white singlet. I forgot what the rest of the film is about. 5 stars

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  Barbarian Queen 1985

  ★ Watched 26 Mar 2012

  I can now understand why Phil Spector shot Lana Clarkson in the face.