Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Welp. This wasn't the Pretty Woman remake I thought it was...

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  Harry and the Hendersons 1987

  ★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Mute the credits and play a-ha's "Take on Me".
  
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  Today, this movie would be made with CGI, and that's a real shame because the Harry costume is a masterclass in practical effects.

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  So much wasted potential, but not as terrible as reviews make it out to be. It's a decent "While You Do Laundry" film.

  It's very obvious that this franchise deserves an R-rating though and it's incredibly disappointing that Borderlands as a film probably won't get another shot for awhile.

  Maybe one of the streaming channels will get an opportunity to reboot it into the TV series it deserves one day.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  Just finished watching The Substance and all I have to say is...

  • WTF
  • PLEASE go in spoiler-free
  • Holy Shit!
  • Stay with it until the end
  • That was insane!
  • Watch it with your parents.

  That's it. That's my review.