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  Chaos: The Manson Murders 2025

  ★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  Netflixization comes for them all eventually, even Errol. Barf.

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  Special Effects 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  What if Hitchcock was a straight guy in pre-Disney Manhattan? Maybe a perfect movie. Bogosian is insanely hot, that score is one of the greatest of all times, the whole thing is so grimy. I think this might be the dystopia to Samuel Delaney's heavenly 42nd St. cruising ground utopia. That vision and this movie were too powerful, the government had to destroy it all with Plandemic Part I and M&M store and fucking Rudy. Amazed I somehow missed this Cohen masterpiece, but grateful that some cool dudes put me onto it <3

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  Heat 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 04 May 2024 2

  It's just three hours of edging. They need to fuck already from the first frame. They finally get there in that wonderful final scene, glocks out and shadowing frotting at the dang airport. They even hold hands after, which is the straight guy version of spooning. (Also, Val is actually the hot one in the group.)

  Sorry gooners, but it's way too long. There's lovely stuff in here. This would be so much better as a really sick 90-minute movie, though. Life's too short, and we could be doing actual frotting.

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  Problemista 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2024

  I would've taken the paralegal job or maybe the erotic window washing/getting sucked off gig. I guess that's why I'm not an artist.

  Anyway, this movie helped me realize that I too have FileMaker Pro trauma.

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